Dickface Quotes & Sayings

Sacred texts always offend reason. — Mason Cooley

The combination of Obamacare and taxes would be a disaster. — David A. Siegel

Nerves provide me with energy ... It's when I don't have them, when I feel at ease, that's when I get worried. — Mike Nichols

Habits are learned. You can cultivate good habits to replace old ones. Keep working on these habits until they become second nature to you. — Amanda Hopkins

Suspend for a moment your disbelief and encounter once again the sense of wonder you knew when there was ... magic! — Andrew Lord

I therefore consider that in view of the Constitution and the laws, the Union is unbroken; and to the extent of my ability I shall take care, as the Constitution itself expressly enjoins upon me, that the laws of the Union be faithfully executed in all the States. — Abraham Lincoln

History would be an excellent thing if only it were true. — Leo Tolstoy

What doesn't kill you makes you smaller — Mario

Nature suffers nothing to remain in her kingdom which cannot help itself. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blobfish, the guy who snapped a hamsters neck, myself, the homeless guy who has never thrown a punch (but has killed a fox) and Dickface, the man obsessed with trees and touching himself in public, follow an arrogant midget into the home of a pale creature I am certain will kill us all, to save the life of an ungrateful bastard parrot called Madness.
The temperature drops further.
A cold night for heroes. — Craig Stone

side with his head up in the air and his eyes full of laughter walked as strongly and steadily as any boy in Yorkshire - Master Colin. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

Who'd play her in the movie?" "The shark from Jaws," muttered Trout. — Jonathan Maberry

Human mind is the most unpredictable machine in the world. Never could one draw a reason from it.
(Dr Abin. From Broken Fourth Wall) — Dr. Abin

Men are awesome, but they're pretty easy to figure out; women are way more complicated, and way more interesting. — Judy Greer