Diced Menu Quotes & Sayings

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny. — Robin Williams

Items, or browse the Kindle Store. — Anonymous

She was petrified now but I simply slung her over my shoulder and made for my bunk. My 2IC who had caught the whole show approached.
'Sir do you think it's fair, you have banned all the men from having sex yet here you are about to indulge your base nature.'
I swung up an arm, 'tell them to help themselves, there are plenty to go round.'
He paled when he realised that I meant the females, 'I will tell them sir.'
'Be sure to Peter, I don't want to have to repopulate the whole human race by myself now do I.'
'It doesn't bear thinking about sir. — J.W. Murison

Even the hash brown section of the Waffle House menu reads like a serial killer-to-do list: Smothered, covered,diced, and scattered. — Jim Gaffigan

Once the joy of intimacy with God has been experienced, life becomes unbearable without it. — J. Oswald Sanders

Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints - the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do ... — George R R Martin

I'm a very cheap date. — Heather Mills

Where doubt there truth is - 'tis her shadow. — Philip James Bailey

My approach with actors is to try and give them whatever it is they need from me. Direction to me is about listening and responding and realizing how much they need to know from me and how much they have figured out for themselves, really. — Christopher Nolan

Much depends on asking the right question at the right time. — Arthur Koestler

When people see a negative thing about me on a magazine, they're gonna buy it. Every time some site writes something bad, all my followers go on there, and it brings them more traffic. — Justin Bieber