Diary Of A Bad Man Funny Quotes & Sayings

I started out doing my mother's nightclub act, and I had stage fright. — Carrie Fisher

Wake me up Wake me up, you said But I was sleeping, too I was dreaming But now Im waking up Still waking up I can see the sun — Maggie Stiefvater

I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and then you send some money to the person at the top of the list, and then you ... Oh, wait, that is our current system. — Dave Barry

Fourscore and seven years ago... — Abraham Lincoln

I began to realize that thinking itself is nothing but the process of asking and answering questions. — Tony Robbins

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. — Jean Rostand

We need excellence in public education and if the teachers can't do it, we'll send in a couple of policemen. — Frank Rizzo

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Mike Sorrentino

Turning the pages patiently in search of meanings — W.S. Merwin