Diapers And Politicians Quotes & Sayings

I entered literary life as a meteor, and I shall leave it like a thunderbolt.
[As quoted in Pol Neveux's introduction, Guy De Maupassant: A Study] — Guy De Maupassant

Politicians should be changed regularly, like diapers, and for the same reason. — Richard Davies

What do diapers and politicians have in common? A: They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason. — Various

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. — Stephen Colbert

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. — Mark Twain

one of the reasons I'm talking to you now is to tell you that whatever you may be planning, you must not break the law. Since I have just now stepped out of this room and any voice you may be hearing cannot possibly be mine, I must however point out to you that there are times when the law may be somewhat ... flexible. — Terry Pratchett

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — Eca De Queiros

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. — Benjamin Franklin

It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new 65? The last time Washington politicians tinkered ever so gingerly with the government-sanctioned retirement age, Ronald Reagan was in office and Generation X-ers were all in diapers. — Michelle Malkin

Those shiny eyes like the stars in the sky; but black and brown,
And those beautiful lips like the flowers but sugary
And those kind smells, lovable but with no purpose
All meant to be for me?
Someone must have been praying and wishing me the whole world — M.F. Moonzajer

Let everything be a confirmation of Awareness. — Bentinho

Accountability doesn't mean apologizing. — Nate Silver

The human mind always makes progress, but it is a progress in spirals. — Madame De Stael

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason. — Eca De Queiros

Snow-capped Snowdon has been an iconic Welsh image for centuries. It is shocking to think that in just 14 years, snow on this great mountain could become nothing but a permanent and distant memory. — Lembit Opik