Deuteronomy Funny Quotes & Sayings

We who have witnessed the obscenity of war and experienced its horror and terrible consequences have an obligation to rise above our pain and suffering and turn the tragedy of our lives into a triumph. — Ron Kovic

I have not been able to discover whether there exists a precise French equivalent for the common Anglo-American expression 'killing time.' It's a very crass and breezy expression, when you ponder it for a moment, considering that time, after all, is killing us. — Christopher Hitchens

In acting class, teachers talk about how the 'givens' of a situation help define a character. — Hill Harper

Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? — Tony Stark

I like to win, I like to compete and I like to sack the quarterback. I imagine there's a team out there looking for that. — Jason Babin

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx. — Chris Rock

Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other. — Stephen King

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. — William Shakespeare

Even if I wasn't a Japanophile, I would still use chopsticks all the time, for all kinds of cuisine. Especially salads, which can be unwieldy on a fork. The cultural difference between selecting your food and stabbing it is symbolic of the quiet simplicity of the East versus the blunt directness of the West. — Chip Kidd

It is the mark of a great man that he puts to flight all ordinary calculations. He is at once sublime and touching, childlike and of the race of giants. — Honore De Balzac

There's only one thing that everyone in this world has in common: whether you want to love somebody and you want to be loved in return. — Brian McKnight