Deturpating Quotes & Sayings

I am half child, half ancient. — Bjork

Lack of sleep makes me less productive. I need a good seven or eight hours a night. — Sandra Lee

I grew up in Baltimore and that's why I root for the Orioles. I'm very suspicious of people who move and take on a new team. You should stick with the team of your youth all the way to your grave. That shows a sense of loyalty and devotion. — Frank Deford

I love 'Wowee Zowee.' That was the first Pavement record I bought. — Jenny Lewis

I used to get so worried that if a scene didn't go a certain way, then it was horrible. But then I realized that it was better to give the director options in the editing room than just being locked into how it's supposed to be. — Katie Holmes

Who I am musically I hope will just keep changing and changing. — Jonny Lang

When you do the things in the present that you can see, you are shaping the future that you are yet to see. — Idowu Koyenikan

...His body still craved her touch and he'd had a devil of a time making it down the hill wearing trousers when he was fully aroused. A kilt would have made it so much easier to manage. — Terry Spear

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham

was it Martin Luther who told of a time when he was focused intently on the person and work of Christ? The Holy Spirit was there as if in the form of a dove, gently alight on his shoulder, and when Luther turned his attention to the Spirit and away from Christ, the dove flew away. This story may go too far in the other direction, but I believe it contains at least a modest lesson — Paul Basden