Detoured Crossword Quotes & Sayings

The (method of) correction shall by a turn become distortion, and the good in it shall by a turn become evil. — Lao-Tzu

It's better to build a tight chicken coop than a shoddy courthouse. — William Faulkner

It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect ... It is the only sport that incorporates meal breaks. It is the only sport that shares its name with an insect. It is the only sport in which spectators burn as many calories as the players-more if they are moderately restless. — Bill Bryson

Just as the bee takes the nectar and leaves without damaging the color or scent of the flowers, so should the sage act in a village. — Gautama Buddha

Though Madeleine's face reminded Dr. Graveline in many ways of a camel, he was fond of her. She was the kind of steady patient that offshore trust funds are made of. — Carl Hiaasen

I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breathing room. — Jarod Kintz

I don't plan to return. I have a lot of unresolved things to do. — Eduard Shevardnadze