Detchant Quotes & Sayings

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. — Sloane Crosley

DETCHANT (n.)
That part of a hymn (usually a few notes at the end of a verse) where the tune goes so high or low that you suddenly have to change octaves to accommodate it. — Douglas Adams

The real secret of happiness is not what you give or what you receive, it's what you share. — Suzanne Woods Fisher

Okay, now what to do if I don't like this person like him or her??
SAy a lie?
- Is it okay?
(So far theoretical truth, comes from the lies, the lies are the beginning...)
Say a truth?
- So far it hurts,... — Deyth Banger

All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it. — John Daly

There are such people, unfortunates who have to be angry before they can feel alive. I had sometimes wondered if it were some old relic of pagan superstition, the fear of risking the jealousy and anger of the gods, that made such people afraid of even small happinesses. Or perhaps it was only that tragedy is more self-important than laughter. — Mary Stewart