Detaljan Quotes & Sayings

Parent-Teacher Conference
At the parent-teacher conference,
my father made a scene.
He scared my fifth-grade teacher,
with his mask from Halloween.
She showed him all my science grades
and said she was concerned,
but he just stuck his tongue out
when my teacher's back was turned.
He drew a monster on the board
and claimed it was her twin.
He even shook her soda,
which expolded on her chin.
My angry teacher crossed her arms
and said, This meeting's done!
I now see where he gets it from
you act just like your son! — Darren Sardelli

Yeah, you're right. I'm a real misunderstood sweetheart. — Kylie Scott

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end. — Ringo Starr

May it please your Majesty I have neither eyes to see nor tongue to speak in this place but as the House is pleased to direct me whose servant I am here. — William Lenthall

She held his hand and did not look down nor back. — Robin Hobb

Are you trying to cram the whole week into her mouth right now? Don't your tongues ever get tired? — Ashlan Thomas

My own books drive themselves. I know roughly where a book is going to end, but essentially the story develops under my fingers. It's just a matter of joining the dots. — Terry Pratchett

Looking for the good in everything is equally as misguided as looking for the bad in everything. — Joseph Curiale

Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces a partnership with God. — Russell M. Nelson