Destalker Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Love is all about guts. If you have it, you fight with the world. If you don't, you fight with yourself. — Heenashree Khandelwal

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. Lucky is he who has been able to understand the causes of things Virgil, Georgics, Book 2 — Robert Galbraith

She might be," Raul interjects. "We're still not sure if she's the one. — E.M. Knight

Poverty appeared first in their meals, then in their shoes, and finally in their thoughts and prayers. Still, — Dominic Smith

...so Beatrice, who was tired of people feeling free to interrogate on her determination to live free of a husband, bit her lip and did not answer. — Helen Simonson

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny. — Tom Smothers

Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men and fools out of everybody. — Milt Gross

I can't wring blood from a stone. — Soheir Khashoggi

By 2042, whites will no longer be the American majority. — Richard Benjamin

I reiterate my proposal of creating life sentences for politicians who make deals with organized criminals. They deserve the maximum penalty because a politician that makes deals with criminals - I've said it, and I repeat it - is no longer a politician but just another 'capo.' — Josefina Vazquez Mota

Asami:...Did you think she was cute?

Haruna: Hmm? Yeah, I thought she was cute!

Asami: Do you think she's cuter than me?

Haruna: Huh? Who's cuter!? Umm... She's more 'normal'...

Asami: Yeah, that 'normal' part of her was why she was so popular. — Kazune Kawahara