Desert Elf Quotes & Sayings

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. — Rob Campbell

Henry O. Sturges, born in England, March 2nd, 1563. Landed at Roanoke, July 27th, 1587. Friend to the American Revolution, present at the Battles of Trenton and Yorktown, staunch supporter of the North in its hour of need, adviser to presidents, a decorated soldier who distinguished himself in the trenches of the Great War, and member of the Union Brotherhood - a collective of vampires dedicated to preserving the freedom of man and his dominion over the earth. — Seth Grahame-Smith

I'm going to have wrinkles really soon — Cher

You want to teach the next generation so they can learn a little bit faster and a little bit more so everything becomes that much better. — Cobi Jones

Before i was jumped in i remember Lucky telling us how being in a gang was like having a second family ... a family who would be there when your own family wasn't. They would offer protection and security. It sounded perfect to a kid who'd lost his father. — Simone Elkeles

I am a light person. I think of myself with a shield, a protective shield around me. And I think of bad things bouncing off it. Boom, boom, boom, ba-boom, ba- boom! — Kelly Brook

Georgia is in an enviable position today, but we can't rest on our laurels. — Roy Barnes

I think one of the reasons musicians keep doing what they do and writers keep doing what they do, is that we're totally unsuited for anything else. And I for one am much too lazy. — Janis Ian

Our task is not multiplying the number of our church members but making people happy — Sunday Adelaja

So I went up and there she was, the girl with the pure and innocent dear eyes that I had always searched for and for so long. We agreed to love each other madly. — Jack Kerouac