Desecrating The Host Quotes & Sayings

Chinese food in Texas is the best Chinese food in the United States except Boston. — John Updike

(Scottish Terriers) have all the compactness of a small dog and all the valor of a big one. And they are so exceedingly sturdy that it is proverbial that the only thing fatal to them is being run over by an automobile - in which case the car itself knows it has been in a fight. — Dorothy Parker

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do. — Ricky Gervais

There are two types of actors. There's the actors who can acknowledge that they could never do standup comedy. Then there's the pretentious ones, who believe that acting is harder than standup comedy. I definitely don't think it is. I also think making a comedy is substantially harder than making a drama. — Jim Jefferies

Our creator, in his infinite wisdom, created every single soul with a gift. Your gift may be totally unique or it may be similar to — Steve Harvey

And that was it. All this buildup to a great leap, and I didn't fall or fly. Instead I found myself back on the edge of the cliff, blinking, wondering if I'd ever jumped at all. It's not supposed to be like this. — Sarah Dessen

I leave the hip thrusts to Michael Jackson. — Justin Bieber

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener," Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random objects.
"Wow, cops have gotten pretty hardcore lately" Carter muttered. — Tara Sivec

Therefore psychologically we must keep all the theories in our heads, and every theoretical physicist who is any good knows six or seven different theoretical representations for exactly the same physics. — Richard P. Feynman

I worked at the White House in the early Reagan administration at a time when the deficit rocket really started to take off. — Christopher Buckley

Jesus. He sings another song and I'm straddling the speaker, — Vi Keeland

We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit? — A.J. Culpepper

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds. — Bill Cosby