Desdmans Quotes & Sayings

Black Meg, the senior nanny, who patiently allowed Tiffany to milk her and then, carefully and deliberately, put a hoof in the milk bucket. That's a goat's idea of getting to know you. A goat is a worrying thing if you're used to sheep, because a goat is a sheep with brains. — Terry Pratchett

People say time heals all wounds. Let me tell you, time heals nothing. You can do the wrong thing for 10 years and it doesn't equal the right thing for one day. — Phil McGraw

A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth in it, the place of mirth being taken by a more or less bitter and critical irony. — George Bernard Shaw

In the United States, if one family out of every four churches adopted a child, there would be no orphans in the country — Kay Warren

All of civility depends on being able to contain the rage of individuals. — Joshua Lederberg

That's the beauty about beauty; it's not like a tattoo. You can just wash it right off, and your skin is your canvas, so you can do something new the next day. — Michelle Phan

The whole purpose of climbing something like Everest is to effect some sort of spiritual and physical gain. But if you compromise the process you're an asshole when you start out and an asshole when you get back. — Yvon Chouinard

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. — Laini Taylor

We're so politically correct; we take things so seriously. — Bernie Mac