Desanzo Pizza Quotes & Sayings

I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and I'll begin to dial. And when I say 'Goodbye', then you can yell 'Cut!'" — Mitch Hedberg

Uncritical love is the only real treasure. — Kurt Vonnegut

The incompetent leading the unwilling to do the unnecessary — Evan Wright

Don't look for things to be easier, look for you to be better — Jim Rohn

A nice warm shower, a cup of tea, and a caring ear may be all you need to warm your heart. — Charles F. Glassman

Thud, thud, thud, riderless black horse with red eyes coming down the halls of his mind, ironshod hooves digging up soft gray clods of brain tissue, leaving hoofprints to fill up with mystic crescents of blood. — Stephen King

Remember that quick fix is a mirage. Building and repairing relationships takes time. — Stephen R. Covey

I think your mouth is its own Greek god. Tongueseus. — Christina Lauren

When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn't connect with other people - and, of course, she got a cellphone. — Jesse Eisenberg

What you keep alive is what you truly care about, no matter how many times you die in the process. — Shannon L. Alder

You have a part-time job and that's better to no job at all — Dan Quayle

The feeble mind of man did not presume to resist the clear evidence of truth, but yielded its infirmity to wholesome doctrines, as to a health-giving medicine, until it obtained from God, by its faith and piety, the grace needed to heal it, they who have just ideas, and express them in suitable language, would need to use no long discourse to refute the errors of empty conjecture. But this mental infirmity is now more prevalent and hurtful than ever, to such an extent that even after the truth has been as fully demonstrated as man can prove it to man, they hold for the very truth their own unreasonable fancies, either on account of their great blindness, which prevents them from seeing what is plainly set before them, or on account of their opinionative obstinacy, which prevents them from acknowledging the force of what they do see. — Augustine Of Hippo