Des Georges Quotes & Sayings

Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption. — Chelsea Handler

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet. — Danny Kaye

The further we travel down the path of enlightenment, the more humble we become. We shouldn't seek to impress others - or allow ourselves to be taken - with mere outer trappings. If we do our inner work, our spirit will be our calling card. Nice to meet you. — Philip Toshio Sudo

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser! — Tiger Woods

I'm better than P. T. Barnum and Colonel Parker put together. — Evel Knievel

People always called the Cure gloomy, but listening to the Cure made me happy. There was something about the gloominess that gave me comfort, and I think we're the same way. — Billy Corgan

Instead of being a gift that separates us from the animals, free will has become my gaoler. Junkies are the ultimate outsider, not only are we outside of society: we are outside of nature. I spit, turn, and wander towards the beach. Heroin gave me wings but took away the sky. — Drew Gates

Money is gold, and nothing else — J. P. Morgan

I am much afraid that we shall have very greatly hastened the decline and ruin of the New World by our contagion, and that we willhave sold it our opinions and our arts very dear. — Michel De Montaigne

In order to have a spiritual life, you need not enter a seminary, or fast, or abstain, or take a vow of chastity. All you have to do is have faith and accept God. From then on, each of us becomes a part of His path. We become vehicles for His miracles. — Paulo Coelho

Totally uneventful. It was a very successful first flight. To be honest, it was a little bit boring. — Fernando Alonso

Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy. — Saadi

It is my soul that calls upon my name; How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night, like softest music to attending ears! -Romeo — William Shakespeare

Man, I can assure you, is a nasty creature. — Moliere