Derponces Quotes & Sayings

We're a team. It's part of our job to help each other out, and to forgive each other quickly. Otherwise, we'd never get anything done. — Jeramey Kraatz

slept on the priest's floor last night. We got very drunk." "You and the padre got smashed? What was the occasion?" "Clergy Appreciation Day." "That's a thing?" "Apparently so. Got drunk with a priest last night. Broke a televangelist's wrist this morning. My new favorite holiday. — Tiffany Reisz

The reverend insists we occupy the first pew. He rang us up not long ago, tipsy
he's a tippler
saying that our faces brought him closer to God. And it's true, we're terribly good-looking people. — David Sedaris

I take nothing for granted. I now have only good days, or great days. — Lance Armstrong

It's all in your head
you just have no idea how big your head is. — Lon Milo DuQuette

Wow. This has been such a scorching series. Two hawt alpha males. One southern Texan. A recipe for lot of entertainment. - Jamie Leigh — Scarlett Avery

I'm not a philanthropist. While I care about the poor, the issue of local or global poverty doesn't keep me up at night. — Andy Stanley

Grade school was perilous ... I can see how I must have worried them. I was the kind of kid who, for no apparent reason, wept piteously or threw up on myself. On an especially scary day, I sometimes did both. — Sue Grafton

There's nothing wrong with us. There's nothing missing in us. Everything is for us and there is nothing against us. Let us remember this together. — Michael Beckwith