Derogatis Stress Quotes & Sayings

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. — Mitch Hedberg

The reductio ad absurdum is God's favorite argument. — George Tyrrell

I've worked really hard, but it's definitely not been easy. — Kim Clijsters

It's why real men just go out in the woods and howl. I must do it and get paid. — Henry Rollins

I never said that I wanted to be an actor when I was a kid. I didn't know. I thought I was going to be a singer and musician. That's what I had been doing, for a huge part of my life. — Adan Canto

Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Just the moment you're on stage it doesn't phase you or bother you too much though. Grabbin my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all. Grabbing my butt I guess if it were a guy I'd enjoy it. I mean, I guess it all depends on how he grabbed my butt too. — Gerard Way

I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie! — P.C. Cast

I lost my moral compass and I have done terrible things that I very much regret. — Andrew Fastow