Derek Dooley Funny Quotes & Sayings

Everybody's private motto: It's better to be popular than right. — Mark Twain

He removed his shirt, displaying his — Lana Cross

The capitalist "head office" can allow itself the luxury of creating
and believing its own myths of opulence, but the poor countries on the
capitalist periphery know that myths cannot be eaten. — Eduardo Galeano

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Offense is what people take when they can't take argument. — Richard Dawkins

Many are called impious, not for having a worse, but a different religion from their neighbors; and many atheistical, not for the denying of God, but for thinking somewhat peculiarly concerning him. — Frances Wright

In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'. — Lewis Grizzard

Nature in denying us perennial youth has at least invited us to become unselfish and noble. — George Santayana