Deodorant Challenge Quotes & Sayings

In the future, we will play games while floating naked in a tank of warm, sensory-depriving gelatin. Games will be distributed chemically, into the gelatin, and absorbed into the player's skin. The gelatin will be Lingonberry-flavored, and the games will encourage good citizenship. — Tim Schafer

To have what we want is riches; but to be able to do without is power. — George MacDonald

He should never have let himself be drawn into this, but the singer said that love can make a fool of any man. — George R R Martin

A sort of insatiability seems to infect our feelings when we look back on women, particularly on those who are highly interesting and yet whose effort at self-definition through works is fitful, casual, that of an amateur. We are inclined to think they could have done more, that we can make retroactive demands upon them for a greater degree of independence and authenticity. — Elizabeth Hardwick

Those who teach by their doctrine must teach by their life, or else they pull down with one hand what they build up with the other. — Matthew Henry

Leave it to Wes to use sex as a reason not to die. — Rachel Van Dyken

Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.'
Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar. — Ally Carter

Everything is acheivable in this world,but to acheive this you have to make an ACHEVIMENT — Pankaj Sharma

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Has some married man asked you to be his mistress? If so, give me his name and I will see to it that he disappears. — Amanda Quick

My wife and I never agree on the dishtowels. It's a matter of terms. She asks me not to put the dishtowel in the sink. So I drape it over the sink, but not in the sink. If that's our biggest problem, I think we're in good shape. — Paul Reiser

Less, less of self each day, And more, my God, of Thee! — Horatius Bonar