Dempseys Quotes & Sayings

Set a church clock wrong to fool the devil, my mother always told me. But in this case I suspect the devil is not fooled.

Not for a minute. — Joanne Harris

I may be an idiot," he said gravely, "but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown. — Anthony Marra

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do — Joan Rivers

Everything changed, and eleven months later, here I was in the middle of the night with a gungho major, playing secret agent, hoping some Frenchie didn't put a bullet in my skull before I gave the Germans and Italians their chance. — James R. Benn

Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others. — Jennifer Crusie

Be generous with yourself. Don't stop short of splendid things. — Willa Cather