Demotivational Meme Quotes & Sayings

Some of the very greatest gifts bring an inevitable downside which you cannot "cure" without curing the gift at the same time. — Stephanie S. Tolan

You can use social media to turn strangers into friends, friends into customers and customers into salespeople. — Seth Godin

With spots quadrangular of diamond form, ensanguined hearts, clubs typical of strife, and spades, the emblems of untimely graves. — William Cowper

Terrorism has replaced Communism as the rationale for the militarization of the country [America], for military adventures abroad, and for the suppression of civil liberties at home. It serves the same purpose, serving to create hysteria. — Howard Zinn

All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me on Facebook seems like a small thing to ask in return. — Jodi Picoult

My dream was to study psychology in Israel. It's a long journey - it's seven years of study. — Moran Atias

The patience that goes with the game, the little things that go along with the game, you have so much more time to think in golf than you do in football - you have to keep your thoughts positive. I'm not sure I've got that mastered. — John Elway

I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on a coat hanger. Whenever I wanted, I could get him out and he'd look at me the way boys do in films, as if I'm beautiful. — Jenny Downham

Very clever people are often very clever at creating rationalisations for insane beliefs. — PZ Myers

Did you ever stop to consider that God made us to remake us? He created us so we would seek Him and be transformed by Him. — Dillon Burroughs

The problem became this: We became a caricature of ourselves. We were after light, and it began to look as though we were after heat, not to reveal some information or not to find out the story. — Mike Wallace

I play piano every day. I enjoy that. — Frank Ocean

I know how scared you get of the unknown. To you ... I must be kind of a security blanket. — S.C. Stephens

I think we're simply going to run out of Nature before we have a chance to destroy it. — Douglas Coupland

But you told me the only way to live was to act like what you believe is already so. — Todd Johnson