Demotivational Quotes & Sayings

Ede says we should post some demotivational phrases on our Facebook pages. I can't therefore I am. To be is to be condemned. The universe is a mistake. Hope is a kind of delirium. We don't live even once. Dead days outnumber live ones. The use of philosophy is to sadden. Existence has never answered our questions. Death is the least of our problems. — Lars Iyer

You can't prescribe decently for something you hate. It will always come out wrong. You can't prescribe decently for something you despair in. If you despair of humankind, you're not going to have good policies for nurturing human beings. I think people ought to give prescriptions who have ideas for improving things, ought to concentrate on the things that they love and that they want to nurture. — Jane Jacobs

What mattered most was knowing that love was mine to give, without strings or expectations. — Nicholas Sparks

Try & try until you cannot succeed. — Self

What a bunch of garbage, liberal, Democratic, conservative, Republican, it's all there to control you, two sides of the same coin! Two management teams, bidding for control of the CEO job of Slavery Incorporated! — Alex Jones

Accept that you're just a product, not a gift. — Konrad

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. — Justin Sewell

everything is normal we have our tv and mcdonalds people wash their cars on their driveways on a sunday afternoon and mow their lawns hang pictures of their blonde blue-eyed children neatly on magnolia walls and in the future everyone will sidestep questions speak with the vapidity of politicians in a limited language devoid of passion and truth and in the future air-raid sirens will sound every time the sun comes out and no one will ever put a bullet in the head of a politician again everything will be bland and painless and whitewashed and the government will finally have won completely — U.V. Ray

You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of. — Robert Penn Warren

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor. — Justin Sewell

The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are. And if our words and our actions come from superficial human relations techniques (the Personality Ethic) rather than from our own inner core (the Character Ethic), others will sense that duplicity. — Stephen R. Covey

A plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive, at least a little bit ... — Kurt Vonnegut

Ah, thank you,' said Ford. He and Arthur took their jynnan tonnyx. Arthur sipped his, and was surprised to discover it tasted very like a whisky and soda. — Douglas Adams

Although some people think women are inferior to men, I think it's a privilege to be a woman. There are so many fun things afforded to the female gender such as adornment of self, the freedom to communicate with gestures, and the freedom to express one's emotions.
I don't know what I'd do without my red backpack purse, and I am attached to my PDA with the pink monogrammed leather case. I've developed favorites among the many items in my wardrobe, and I like experimenting with accessories like hats, scarves, watches and belts.
I've become fairly proficient at applying make-up, and I now know the importance of a good facial cleanser and moisturizer. — Jessica Angelina Birch

Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we'd been at all competent. — Terry Pratchett

CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. — Justin Sewell

Her words were like the hammer. My stance was of a nail. I didn't need those callous words on my once strong shell. Hammered. Hammered. Words on my shoulder blades. All of my great feelings concave. — Antonia Perdu

I like familiarity. In me it does not bring contempt-only more familiarity. — Gertrude Stein

Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner. — Justin Sewell

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them. — Justin Sewell

Life is only logical, and to think it's a gift is depressing. — Konrad

When you're taking a fence on a horse, you don't think much; your body does all the thinking, and you're over or you're not over. It's much the same when you are doing a tricky thing with a pen. There are times when I'm writing very, very fast. — Patrick O'Brian

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite. — Justin Sewell

Let me be enough, — Diana Gabaldon

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. — Justin Sewell

Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. — Bret Easton Ellis

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. — Maya Angelou

Man's progress is but a gradual discovery that his questions have no meaning. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery