Delcan Whitfield Quotes & Sayings

Join a Highland regiment, me boy. The kilt is an unrivalled garment for fornication and diarrhoea. — Graham Lord

Parent power is not a sign of democracy, it is a sign of barbarism. We are to regard education as a service industry, like a laundry, parents are the customers, teachers the washers, children the dirty linen. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. And what in the name of boiling hell do parents know about education? How many educated people are there in the world? I could name seventeen or eighteen. — Stephen Fry

You won't see a picture of me rolling around in a gutter, but I sometimes have a photo taken when I'm leaving a club looking tired, and there'll be headlines saying, 'She's out of control'. You can't prepare yourself for those things; you just have to shrug them off. — Pixie Lott

It should bear its own health warning: so sugary that you may need an insulin shot to withstand it. — Christopher Hitchens

With The Omen, I really felt I wasn't in control. It was panic. — Richard Donner

Mark my words: If Shaun Rogers is healthy, he'll be the NFL defensive player of the year. — Matt Millen

We learn
that all life
is scarce yet abundant.
Profane yet
sacred.
Loving
yet hateful.
Enlightened
yet obscured.
Isolated yet
collective.
That life is
somehow derived from love. — A.P. Sweet

There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' — Todd Phillips

People who focus on 'getting better' goals (also known as Personal Bests) as opposed to performance goals have a much better chance of success. — Jill Konrath

You can't hide from certain death, so you shouldn't hide from uncertain life. — Megan McCafferty

Alberta had always had many forms of idling. She frittered away her time with virtuosity. — Cora Sandel

We are a reflection of our minds — Den Grimsdottirs

A GOD BUYS US CHEESEBURGERS — Rick Riordan

We really have to do something about you ambivalence toward civic duty, kid."
"I already overthrew one government," Vin said. "I figure that takes care of my 'civic duty' for a while. — Brandon Sanderson

But with the hours I sometimes kept at the coffeehouse I had to have learned to take naps during the day or die, and I had learned to take naps. Up until five months ago "something or other or die" had always seemed like a plain choice in favor of the something or other. — Robin McKinley