Dehoff Realtors Quotes & Sayings

If I can give you any advice, I beg you to get closer to the Eucharist and to Jesus ... We must pray to Jesus to give us that tenderness of the Eucharist. — Mother Teresa

Liza with her acceptance could take care of tragedy; she had no real hope this side of Heaven. — John Steinbeck

Fake it until you make it! When you're feeling bad, get dressed up - soon your inside will catch up with your outside — Denise Austin

If Satan were twins, one the Republican nominee for president, the other the nominee of the Democrats, and God ran as an independent, can there be any doubt who would come in last? — Dee Hock

I never give in to the temptation to be difficult just for the sake of being difficult. That would be too ridiculous. — Jacques Derrida

Africans had to be taught that nudity is wicked; this was done very cheaply by missionaries. — Bertrand Russell

I think we both like Crazy Anna a little more than regular Anna. It's like magic - while I was trying on the bathing suit last month, it rubbed against my butt and unleashed the Absolute Best Summer Ever Bikini Genie, granting all my wishes. — Sarah Ockler

True originator, innovator and creator,
Thinkin' independent but I'm sayin' something major. — One Be Lo

The inmates are ghosts whose dreams have been murdered. — Jill Johnston

Half a man's life is devoted to what he calls improvements, yet the original had some quality which is lost in the process. — E.B. White

It is not possible to be ignorant of the end of things if we know their beginning. — Thomas Aquinas

Sometimes I just wanted a break from it, but every time I looked forward to see if a break was possible, it never seemed like it could happen. I honestly thought I'd be that way forever, which sometimes made me wish that forever would be a really short time. — Jessica Sorensen