Definitions Of Humor Quotes & Sayings

Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle.

I like mindless disco ... they say the lyrics are stupid and repetitious. So what's wrong with that? So is lying in the sun. Not everything has to be serious. — Lou Reed

Definitions, her grandmother once said, had to be like a fat man's belt - big enough to cover the subject but elastic enough to allow for change.
The Sunborn — Gregory Benford

Where the frick are you?! I've been frickin' driving all frickin' around this stupid frickin' city all frickin' day trying to find the frickin' hotel because apparently frickin' Emily doesn't know where the frick it is either. — Melanie Fair

An analysis of Scripture is all right as long as it is in a very subordinate position, and as long as we are careful it does not so grip us, that we become interested only in an objective, intellectual sense. It is a unique Word, and it must not be approached just as any other book is approached. — D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones

Everyone's face is odd, because we only get one. — Benny Bellamacina

The forest is only waiting for their signal to start trembling, hissing, and roaring from its depths. An enormous, love-maddened, unlighted railway station, full to bursting. Whole trees bristling with living noise makers, mutilated erections, horror. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on. — Stephen King

Without planning, we are individuals with haphazard connections and effectiveness. We are a team when we plan and work in harmony. — Kent Beck

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. — H.L. Mencken

It's better to die than to live on your knees. — Dolores Ibarruri

Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. — Ambrose Bierce

Honest change? Honest? Has someone altered the definition of the word while my back was turned, or have you recently developed a sense of humor? — Ellen Kushner

Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which follows him. — Jean Paul

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. — Ambrose Bierce

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do. — Dylan Thomas

My mother was a very big inspiration. She loved fashion. I loved art in school, and I was very good at drawing. I could sit at the table forever and just dream up collections and draw. — Nina Garcia

Fine has many definitions, and not one of them means everything is okay. — Cindy Skaggs

Humor is the observation of an unprejudiced heart — Marsha Boulton

put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She's a magician; it might be loaded. — Garon Whited

There are always choices in life. People are going to pull you in all directions. Where you end up is a direct result of how wise your decisions are. — Colleen Coble

A Short Alternative Medical Dictionary
Definitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)
Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.
Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.
Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.
Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! — Nikki Sixx

I remember passion. — Melina Marchetta