Decently Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm not a big internet guy - not because I'm not interested in what people have to say, but probably because I'm too interested. — Vince Gilligan

Italy have plenty of high-quality players. Newcomers need time to get adjusted to the set-up and the system of play. I'm very young, and although I think I have shown good quality in my international games, I realise that there are plenty of others competing for places. — Alessandro Del Piero

The constant duty of every man to his fellows is to ascertain his own powers and special gifts, and to strengthen them for the help of others. — John Ruskin

For people who have done comedy after a certain point in time, I think there's a base level of, 'O.K., I think I'm decently funny.' But unless you just have some massive ego, I really think you're still fighting against that. — Will Ferrell

A mind which has once imbibed a taste for scientific enquiry, and has learnt the habit of applying its principles readily to the cases which occur, has within itself an inexhaustible source of pure and exciting contemplations. — John Herschel

I come from a law enforcement family. My grandfather, William J. Comey, was a police officer. Pop Comey is one of my heroes. I have a picture of him on my wall in my office at the FBI, reminding me of the legacy I've inherited and that I must honor. — James Comey

Specifically, the part where in the early 19th century America reconstituted the U.S. Marine Corps to battle the Islamic Barbary Pirates, though I don't think that's what Obama meant. — Barack Obama

There's only one great evil in the world today. Despair. — Evelyn Waugh

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool." — Calvin Trillin

Practice kindness all day to everybody and you will realize you're already in heaven now. — Jack Kerouac

Love is everything. It is the key to life, and its influences are those that move the world. — Ralph Waldo Trine

Closure, good or bad, is not overrated. — Darynda Jones

There's a saying that somebody tilted this country on its end, and everything that wasn't securely attached fell into California. — Mishell Baker

I'm pretty opinionated sometimes although my political views change all the time, too. So I'm not very zealous. — Jay Roach

Not many people are enemies to anyone. But the ones full of greed or hate, pride or fear - their passion is strong enough to lever all the world into war. — Orson Scott Card