Decelles Obituary Quotes & Sayings

Here in the UK, we've now got an evangelical television channel - it's the kind of thing that will be very familiar to everyone in the United States, especially if you've ever turned on your TV set on a Sunday morning, and seen one holy man after another, urging you to send money so that Jesus can buy a new cadillac. Apparently, Jesus can't save the world until he's been properly kitted out with a million-dollar mansion, and a private jet - some small print in the Gospels that we must have missed. — Pat Condell

Lorraine, bless her pea-pickin' heart, was carrying a huge, triple-layer, chocolate cake. — Amy Harmon

No self-respecting God would allow a good man to be happy for long. God has relevance only in the unhappiness of good people. — Anand Neelakantan

There was no point telling him how badly she wanted Jace not to be her brother. — Cassandra Clare

In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship. — Judy Carter

We have to rise above bad fortune. We have to be in the good and enjoy the good, study and work and adventure and friendship and community and love. — Joshua Prager

Volunteers don't get paid, not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless. — Sherry Anderson

I have noticed that many who do not believe in God believe in everything else, even in the evil eye. — Jules Verne

We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. — Andrew Bogut

After high school, I went to VCU and got a B.F.A. in theater. I got to do a bunch of stuff professionally throughout college. I actually got my SAG card in college. — Zachary Knighton

I've always seen my work as trying to make the connection with men who no one really spends time with. — Laurel Nakadate

My dear, I should like to stick you full of barbed arrows like a p-p-pin cushion ... Where do you lurk? I shall come down your burrow and ch-chivvy you out like an old st-t-toat. — Evelyn Waugh

Do I worry about overly retouching photos giving women unrealistic expectations and body image issues? I do. I think that we will soon see a rise in anorexia in women over seventy. Because only people over 70 are fooled by photoshop. — Tina Fey

If you never get criticized, chances are you aren't getting anything done. — Charles R. Swindoll