Quotes & Sayings About Decaffeinated Coffee

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. — Bob Irwin

People who drink four or more cups of coffee a day - it doesn't matter whether it is caffeinated or decaffeinated - have a reduction in Type 2 diabetes, or a reduced incidence of Type 2 diabetes, of about fifty percent. The same with Parkinson's, although there it is more related to the caffeine. — Gregory Stock

Mormons have to have absurdly high standards. Other people try not to drink to excess. Mormons refuse to drink at all. Other people cut back on their coffee at Lent. Mormons drink neither coffee nor tea, ever, and I know plenty of Mormons who think it is wrong to drink hot chocolate, or herbal tea, or decaffeinated coffee. Or anything that could be mistaken for tea at a casual glance. Or anything coffee-flavored. Or rum-flavored. Or even vanilla extract. — Mette Ivie Harrison

Global consciousness is that thing responsible for deciding that pots containing decaffeinated coffee should be orange. — Danny Hillis

I like living sparsely. In the main room, there's no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table. — Sebastian Horsley

Every stupid thing in the world, decaffeinated coffee, alcohol free beer, makes perfect sense, not because you're any smarter, but because the smart part of your brain's on vacation. — Chuck Palahniuk

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water. — David Letterman

Revising while you generate text is like drinking decaffeinated coffee in the early morning: noble idea, wrong time. — Paul J. Silvia