Dear Santa Naughty Quotes & Sayings

impossible for a bureaucrat to keep his hands clean and still serve! — Sangeeta Bahadur

I'd never try to be that distinctive from the Bee Gees' sound. I'm very proud of being a Bee Gee and am always aware that I'll be identified as a Bee Gee. — Robin Gibb

We lunched and dined in crowded restaurants. We were always alone. — Muriel Box

As the American historian John Lewis Gaddis put it, it is like looking in a rearview mirror: if you only look back, you will land in the ditch, but it helps to know where you have come from and who else is on the road. — Margaret MacMillan

There is a Zen story (very funny - ha-ha) about a monk who, having failed to achieve "enlightenment" (brain-change) through the normal Zen methods, was told by his teacher to think of nothing but an ox. Day after day after day, the monk thought of the ox, visualized the ox, meditated on the ox. Finally, one day, the teacher came to the monk's cell and said, "Come out here - I want to talk to you." "I can't get out," the monk said. "My horns won't fit through the door." I can't get out . . . At these words, the monk was "enlightened." Never mind what "enlightenment" means, right now. The monk went through some species of brain change, obviously. He had developed the delusion that he was an ox, and awakening from that hypnoidal state he saw through the mechanism of all other delusions and how they robotize us. EXERCIZES — Robert Anton Wilson

My mom and I have always had issues. — Mindy McCready

We know there is intention and purpose in the universe, because there is intention and purpose in us. — George Bernard Shaw

So I'll go eat places and then I'll run it off in the show. — Christy Romano

Urban callused feet
Walking barefoot on the beach
Worn smooth by the sand — Richard L. Ratliff