Dear Boss Funny Quotes & Sayings

I relate to what Gov. Romney brings. I know what it means to balance a budget. I know what it means to write a paycheck and not only cash one. I know what it means to create a job, and I know what it means to struggle with my business every day in terms of keeping our doors open any day but definitely in a difficult economy. — Sher Valenzuela

All parents are trying to balance. Look, I'm lucky in the sense that I can control my hours. I can choose my jobs, and not everybody has that choice. But I definitely, it's a family decision every time I take a job. — Matt Damon

Did you just mentally pistol whip that guy, with his own gun? Nice, Amber. I would have just killed him. — Elle A. Rose

HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSER


P.I.P. — Wendelin Van Draanen

I have always made my own jewelry. I particulary love emeralds and black diamonds, and I'm always wearing large cocktail rings. — Jade Jagger

Identity is such a crucial affair that one shouldn't rush into it — David Quammen

But nobody lives in a universal thing called culture. They live only in specific cultures, each of which differ from one another. Plays written and produced in Germany are three times as likely to have tragic or unhappy endings than plays written and produced in the United States. Half of all people in India and Pakistan say they would marry without love, but only 2 percent of people in Japan would do so. Nearly a quarter of Americans say they are often afraid of saying the wrong things in social situations, whereas 65 percent of all Japanese say they are often afraid. In their book Drunken Comportment, Craig MacAndrew and Robert B. Edgerton found that in some cultures drunken men get into fights, but in some cultures they almost never do. In some cultures drunken men grow more amorous, but in some cultures they do not. — David Brooks

Jasper!" Casey shouts, startling the young woman. "My cargo is talking to me! — Nathan Reese Maher

I'm going to miss you... so fucking much. — Whitney G.

Is this you helping me? I don't think this is you helping me. — Shelly Laurenston

Pre-Socratic philosophy begins ... with the discovery of Nature; Socratic philosophy begins with the discovery of man's soul."3 — William B. Irvine