Deadspin Funbag Quotes & Sayings

Prosperity hath slain the foolish and wounded the wise. — John Owen

I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people with respect. I've waited tables, and that's why I just exceedingly overtip. It's exhausting work. — Kesha

People who talk a lot about their victimization make me uncomfortable. It's as if they use their suffering as weapons or badges of some kind. — Joy Kogawa

Spyglasses, as Lipperhey called telescopes, whether they're in the form of spotting scopes, spyplanes, or reconnaissance satellites, are more than simple instruments or tools. They beget infrastructures and geographies. — Trevor Paglen

The way to forget our miseries, is to remember the God of our mercies. — Matthew Henry

You rose into my life like a promised sunrise, brightening my days with the light in your eyes. I've never been so strong. Now I'm where I belong. — Maya Angelou

There are beautiful things about both being in love and being out of love. I just think you have to find those things. — Taylor Swift

I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre. — Brigitte Nielsen

The longer the president goes without telling his side of the story, the more unease there will be in the public. — George Stephanopoulos

I believe deeply that we canot solve the challenges of your time unless we solve them together - unless we perfect our union by understanding that we may have differnt stories, but we hold common hopes; that we may not look the same and we may not have come from the same place, but we all want to move in the same direction - towards a better future for our children and our grandchildren. This belief comes from my unyielding faith in the decency and generosity of the American people. — Barack Obama