Deadpanned Perfectly Quotes & Sayings

I'm beyond caring what anyone expects of me anymore. — Paul Westerberg

The speaker was stringy and angular, his blond hair pulled back in a ponytail, his plaid workman's shirtsleeves rolled up around his pale biceps. Journalism major, I guessed. — Jonathan Lethem

Time is infinite, but we are not infinite in it. — Daphne Guinness

Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
Proverbs 31:7 — Anonymous

Kids are like heroin, a little heroin addiction. When it's bad, you've never been so miserable, but when it's good you've never been so high. — Dan Savage

When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them — Tom Dorrance

My point is this: When you live in shackles to other people's opinions and moods and judgments, it is the equivalent of becoming a human streamer. — Mandy Hale

I always play these rodent type characters - skittish and hyper like a chipmunk. It's a complete act though. I'm a very normal person. — Ethan Embry

Kill the guard real dead for me," Matt said when Grayson made a move toward the door, "and pick up Chinese food". — Dorothy McFalls