Deadpan Snarker Quotes & Sayings

Genius does not need to be validated, it just needs a legal pad and a pen. — Tom Althouse

My career did start in the Spanish language industry, and that's probably because my father is my manager. He pushed my career in the direction he knew best. — Jencarlos Canela

For every departed glory there is always a new discovery — Sunday Adelaja

The things that are really important to me are my man, my animals and my books. I don't need anything else. — Mary Crosby

I'm one of those people who always tries to overachieve. I want to do more. I want to do bigger things. — Nik Wallenda

Poetry arrived in search of me. I don't know, I don't know where it came from, from winter or a river. I don't know how or when ... — Pablo Neruda

I thought I should be stronger than was possible. — Chris Kyle

From the Medicare prescription drug plan to the creation of the Department of Homeland Security and the passage of No Child Left Behind, President Bush presided over a major expansion of the reach of government. — Chuck Todd

We are constantly being astonished these days at the amazing discoveries in the field of violence. But I maintain that far more undreamt of and seemingly impossible discoveries will be made in the field of nonviolence. — Mahatma Gandhi

Violence is not the answer, it doesn't work any more. We are at the end of the worst century in which the greatest atrocities in the history of the world have occurred ... The nature of human beings must change. We must cultivate love and compassion. — Martin Scorsese

The value and utility of any experiment are determined by the fitness of the material to the purpose for which it is used, and thus in the case before us it cannot be immaterial what plants are subjected to experiment and in what manner such experiment is conducted. — Gregor Mendel

Shifting from one hip to the other in his lumbering, elephantine fashion, Ignatius sent waves of flesh rippling beneath the tweed and flannel, waves that broke upon buttons and seams. Thus — John Kennedy Toole