Deader Than Kelseys Nuts Quotes & Sayings

I have a relationship with Christ. It allows me to handle situations better. It allows me to treat people better and it allows me to have a better mental attitude towards baseball. — Mark Teixeira

The higher Christian churches ... come at God with an unwarranted air of professionalism, with authority and pomp, as though they knew what they were doing, as though people in themselves were an appropriate set of creatures to have dealings with God ... if God were to blast such a congregation to bits, the congregation would be, I believe, genuinely shocked. But in the low churches you expect it any minute. — Annie Dillard

Perspective is a kind of mental sunblock that, provided we apply it properly, prevents us from getting burned by past mistakes. — Steve Leveen

I haven't stopped thinking about Orion, and it's made a mess of me. Nothing happened between us. Nothing physical, anyway. We never touched, and after a while, we hardly even spoke. But I felt different. — Jessi Kirby

All that is beautiful shall abide, All that is base shall die. — Robert Williams Buchanan

I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey

I'll tell you one thing I learned from studying History, Kitty. As soon as you see your opponents are reduced to insulting you personally, you know you're on the way to victory. — Anne Fine

People do not die from suicide. They die from sadness. — Anonymous

If my university years taught me anything, it was that the smarter a woman's background, the more primitive her bedchamber — Rowan Pelling

If I were a poet, that's what I'd write about. People who worked in the middle of the night. Men who loaded trains, emergency room nurses with their gentle hands. Night clerks in hotels, cabdrivers on graveyard, waitresses in all-night coffee shops. They knew the world, how precious it was when a person remembered your name, the comfort of a rhetorical question, "How's it going, how's the kids?" They knew how long the night was. They knew the sound life made as it left. It rattled, like a slamming screen door in the wind. Night workers lived without illusions, they wiped dreams off counters, they loaded freight. They headed back to the airport for one last fare. — Janet Fitch

One of my big goals as a human being is to continue to write what's really happening to me, even if it's a tough pill to swallow for people around me ... I do fear that if I ever were to have someone in my life who mattered, I would second-guess every one of my lyrics. — Taylor Swift

I can't live without your Touch.You'll see that I've provided enough money to pay for at least twenty or so. — J. Sterling

Whenever God means to make a man great, he always breaks him in pieces first. — Charles Spurgeon

In the absence of the sacred, nothing is sacred - everything is for sale. — Oren Lyons