De Putten Quotes & Sayings

God performs grandeur wonders. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write jokes independently of the narrative, then I try to fit them in. — Jeff Kinney

For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? — William Shakespeare

You are your own forerunner, and the towers you have builded are but the foundation of your giant-self. And that self too shall be a foundation. — Khalil Gibran

[I did] Some [reading to prep for Expelled]. I read one book cover to cover, From Darwin to Hitler , and that was a very interesting book
one of these rare books I wish had been even longer. It's about how Darwin 's theory
supposedly concocted by this mild-mannered saintly man, with a flowing white beard like Santa Claus
led to the murder of millions of innocent people. — Ben Stein

It is our responsibility as Americans to provide for the families of those who have died to defend our nation. Raising the military death benefit is not a Democrat or Republican issue - it is an American issue. — Brian Baird

Oh my God," she moaned as he pinched her again and she felt herself unraveling from the inside out.
"I prefer to be called Lucien."

-Horatia & Lucien.
His Wicked Seduction — Lauren Smith

The year was 1996, and the date was July 5. It was a Friday night and I had just turned 21 two days prior, which, by the way, was a miracle unto itself. Due to the violent life I was living, this was a milestone and something worth celebrating. But on this beautiful summer evening, I was not in a celebratory mood. Rather, I was in a predatory mood and that was what I was doing: lying and waiting for my prey to arrive. — Drexel Deal

Rub your eyes and purify your heart-and prize above all else in the world those who love you and who wish you well. Do not hurt them or scold them, and never part from any of them in anger; after all, you simply do not know: it might be your last act before your arrest, and that will be how you are printed in their memory! — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Since the beginning, the people of the college and I have agreed that the music of MerleFest is 'traditional plus.' — Doc Watson

If there are further steps to European integration, the people should have their say at a general election or in a referendum. — Tony Blair

My goal is to get quieter as I get older. — Kid Rock

I'm not a table-flipper. — Brad Goreski