De Ponte Cellars Quotes & Sayings

Gay sexuality inevitably involves brutal physical abusiveness and the unnatural imposition of alien substances into internal organs, orally and anally, that inevitably suppress the immune system and heighten susceptibility to disease. — Rod Parsley

God's love for the biggest sinner is greater than the love of the holiest man for God — Arsenie Boca

Oh, I'm not beautiful. I can look beautiful; I can put beauty on. When I'm tired, I look bloody awful. I think I'm turning into the actress from 'Dynasty,' Linda Evans. — Joanna Lumley

I give you now Professor Twist
The conscientious scientist.
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside
One day he missed his lovely bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
You mean," he said "a crocodile.! — Ogden Nash

I have a great desire to serve humanity without ever actually getting off my chair. — Cyrus Broacha

A man to whom you do a favor will not understand if you say nothing, make no noise, just walk away. You may cause more trouble by refusing a bribe than by accepting it. — Chinua Achebe

These days grief seems like walking on a frozen river; most of the time he feels safe enough, but there is always that danger that he will plunge through. — David Nicholls

A pretext is never lacking to him who would break with a friend. — Bernard Of Clairvaux

On his attempt at the Edmonton Oilers empty net: I guess they respect my shot because they were all ready at the blue line. — Patrick Roy

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown. — Stephen Thompson

How I would like to believe in tenderness
The face of the effigy, gentled by candles,
Bending, on me in particular, its mild eyes. — Sylvia Plath