Daytons Quotes & Sayings

The men wore loose loincloths that did little to conceal penes like pendulums on grandfather clocks. There — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Realize what you really want. It stops you from chasing butterflies and puts you to work digging gold. — William Moulton Marston

A world without women would be a pain in the ass. — Mr. Bean

And she has been there. I know because her senior high school yearbook, the one with no Daytons, is gone from the bureau where i had left it. She's seen my things scattered about. She knows I'm still here. But she didn't wait Part of me doesn't want to give up, and makes excuses. "She'll be back =," it says. "She just didn't want to run into Aunt Ida. Now that she knows you're here ... " But she knew it. Where else would I be? I have to face it: I'm not as important as some package she needs from Seattle. My presence won't bring her back. — Michael Dorris

Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug. — Phyllis Schlafly

I thought I was only seeing half the man But that was all there was to you You — Carrie Fisher

The Child Custody Protection Act makes it a federal crime to transport a minor across state lines for the purpose of obtaining an abortion. — Ken Calvert

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself. — Ashleigh Brilliant