Daylight Savings Time 2015 Funny Quotes & Sayings

I went out for the football team but, you know, I was too small. That's how I wound up in drama. — Dennis Quaid

We should learn everything and then choose which path to follow. — Malala Yousafzai

You look furious," Pritkin said, watching me.
"I just - I can't understand not fighting for your life - for what you want. Just giving up - "
A corner of his mouth quirked. "No. You would not understand that. You never stop trying, do you?"
"What else is there?"
"Despair. Hopelessness. Anger. Depression."
"But those don't get you anywhere."
He huffed out something that might have been a laugh, only it didn't sound happy. "No. They don't. — Karen Chance

The male ego bruises easier than an overripe apricot. — Sarah Tregay

I shook my head, thinking this girl has more issues than Vogue. — J.L. Weil

If the person who can effectively sanction ill-conceived wars can play the electric guitar, which is a symbol of rebellion, then that whole worldview becomes confused. — Steve Coogan

Commercial cellphone use began in the early 1980s, but it took 20 years to go from the first to the billionth cellphone subscriber in 2002. It then took only four years to reach two billion subscribers in 2006, the approximate beginning of the Shift Age. It then took two years to reach three billion cellphone users in 2008, four billion by 2009, five billion by the end of 2010, and 5.3 billion by the end of 2011. As of the writing of this book, there are 7.2 billion people alive today, and approximately 6.1 billion of them have cellphones. If you discount those under the age of eight and those living in remote parts of the world, humanity has now reached almost complete cellphone ubiquity. — David Houle

wiped his chin with his handkerchief while Eddie used his aspirator again. 'I want to go now,' Eddie said. 'Let me finish, please.' 'No! I want to go, you've got your money and I want to go!' 'Let me finish,' Mr Keene said, so forbiddingly that Eddie sat back in his chair. Grownups could be so hateful in their power sometimes. So hateful. — Stephen King

Angels have very nasty tempers. Especially when they're feeling righteous. — Clive Barker

I had always fantasized about going to the Pyramids, the Great Wall; I've always been sort of obsessed with the whole notion of Everest. — Justin Zackham

Dumbledore reckons You-Know-Who's getting stronger again as well? Ron whispered. — J.K. Rowling