Davids Steakhouse Quotes & Sayings

Nothing is so remote from us as the thing which is not old enough to be history and not new enough to be news. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. — Dennis Miller

I suffer from two phobias: 1) Phobia-Phobia, the fear that you're unable to get scared, and 2) Xylophataquieopiaphobia, the fear of not pronouncing words correctly. — Brad Stine

A text is not a text unless it hides from the first comer, from the first glance, the law of its composition and the rules of its game. A text remains, moreover, forever imperceptible. Its laws and rules are not, however, harbored in the inaccessibility of a secret; it is simply that they can never be booked, in the present, into anything that could rigorously be called a perception. — Jacques Derrida

Hang 'em first, try 'em later. — Roy Bean

But come here, Fear. / I am alive! / And you are so afraid / of dying. — Joy Harjo

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. — Voltaire