Dave The Plumber Quotes & Sayings

If Muhammad won't come to the mountain, the mountain has to cancel all his plans and get on a plane. — Sophie Kinsella

Change your mindset to value curiosity, rather than thinking that you know it all. — Magnus Steele

Kindness is the best prayer; never forget to be kind and pray. — Debasish Mridha

If only you were born a hundred years ago, when you could have gone through days of natural labour before bleeding naturally to death, — Liane Moriarty

It appears, Mister Lipwig, that you do not understand the nature of our relationship. I ask, very politely, for you to achieve something, bearing in mind that there are other ways I could ask, and it is your job to get things done. — Terry Pratchett

I came from the school of cinema verite documentaries, which was: Do not manipulate reality as it was happening but create a narrative in the editing room. — Mira Nair

My father used to beat me with his belt ... while it was still on him. — Zach Galifianakis

I wanted my own words. But the ones I use have been dragged through I don't know how many consciences. — Jean-Paul Sartre

You should really stay true to your own style. When I first started writing, everybody said to me, 'Your style just isn't right because you don't use the really flowery language that romances have.' My romances - compared to what's out there - are very strange, very odd, very different. And I think that's one of the reasons they're selling. — Jude Deveraux

All good management is the expression of one great idea — Robert Heller

Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything. — Dave Barry

Then the highest state of love is prayerfulness. In prayerfulness there is communion. In sex there is the I/it relationship, in love the I/thou relationship. Martin Buber stops there; his Judaic tradition won't allow him to go further. But one step more has to be taken that is neither 'I' nor 'thou' - a relationship where I and thou disappear, a relationship where two persons no longer function as two but function as one. A tremendous unity, a harmony, a deep accord - two bodies but one soul. That is the highest quality of love. I call it prayerfulness. — Rajneesh

God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own. — Ted Williams

Abuse is the very hallmark of liberty. — Lord Hailsham