Dave Spicoli Quotes & Sayings

Well, I'm a light traveller. I chuck things away. — Norman MacCaig

We sat perfectly still in the dim light as the wolf approached closer, head cocked, mouth closed, and ears semi-erect. With these signs of both curiosity and trepidation, it took a step forward and then backed off a ways, then took a few steps forward again. It lifted its nose and sniffed intently, and finally stopped at about eight feet away. For a moment all three of us were perfectly still, wondering what was going to happen next. — David Moskowitz

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are. — Groucho Marx

OK, the rule is, you can [make love to] an elephant if you want to, but if you do you can't cover the circus. — A. M. Rosenthal

Writing is something I do everyday. If I waited for inspiration, I'd never get anything done. — Lawrence C. Connolly

There was a silence, and I looked at Laura - really looked at her - and had the sudden impression that I was having dinner with a simulacrum, a knockoff. I felt like the man who buys the box of genuine wartime memorabilia at auction and brings it home to discover, under the first layer, piles and piles of shredded newspaper. — Paul Murray

We went west willingly--because we had to. — Brigham Young

Mild-mannered Abe, however, is Tarzan of the traffic jungle. He knows the strict species pecking order: pedestrians are on the bottom and run out of the way of everything, bicycles make way to cycle-rickshaws, which give way to auto-rickshaws, which stop for cars, which are subservient to trucks. Buses stop for one thing and one thing only. Not customers - they jump on while the buses are still moving. The only thing that can stop a bus is the king of the road, the lord of the jungle and the top dog.
The holy cow. — Sarah Macdonald

I did not speak," continued Pavel, "about that good and gracious God in whom you believe, but about the God with whom the priests threaten us as with a stick, about the God in whose name they want to force all of us to the evil will of the few. — Maxim Gorky

One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money. — Peter Capaldi

Without grace no book can live, and with it the poorest may have its life prolonged. — Horace Walpole

I'm fucking good at this boyfriend shit. Who would have thought? — Nyrae Dawn

Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake. — Jonathan Safran Foer