Dating Disaster Quotes & Sayings

I try to get myself up and moving as early as possible. Optimum is to be on the treadmill while it is still dark outside. — Henry Rollins

I don't even know half the time what I'm nominated for. — Shania Twain

Value choices are intuitive ... It's fun to see how much you can get without leaning on contrast. — Sara Genn

My first date has been ... mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. — Justin Bieber

I really learned that you should seize the moment; you should be present in the moment. — V. Bozeman

Money may be a good servant, but for sure it is a bad master — Corrado Ghinamo

Sometimes I even felt like he dated me as part of his plan, like they were going to have a checklist on the application, and one of the things to tick off was going to be, Do you have a reasonably intelligent girlfriend who shares your aspirations, and who is fully prepared to accept your limited availability? — Maureen Johnson

Creativity is what helps me escape a lot of my inner demons. — Demi Lovato

I was brought up to look after my parents. My family were Polish Jews, and we lived with my grandmother, with uncles and aunts and cousins all around, and I thought everybody lived like that. — Anita Brookner

I hate to use that term [iPad Killer] since the iPad is probably dead anyway. — John C. Dvorak

I told you once before," I said, the words husky from remembrance. "Everyone holds their sins close to their skin."
Fangs gleamed for an instant before Vlad bit into his wrist, pooling up two deep crimson holes.
"Then come," he said, holding it out. "And taste mine. — Jeaniene Frost

I knew all these people had the same goals I did, but the one that worked the hardest would come out on top. That's what drove me all the time. But I had fun. I did better every day, and that's what made it fun. — Debbie Meyer

Prophet Mohammed would have no objection to The Satanic Verses. — Salman Rushdie

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night. — Anthony Jeselnik

I know that what I have done I can do again. — Sterling W. Sill

It was a boy Brazilian. I stopped myself from crying out in shock. I had to stay calm. Boyzilians were probably just a thing and I hadn't seen enough penises to come across one before. — Radhika Sanghani

Such a pity that he [GK Chesterton] became a Catholic. — Jorge Luis Borges

I'm pretty open to all walks of life. — Carmine Giovinazzo