Dashel Oliver Quotes & Sayings

Damn adulthood. He wanted to send it back for a full refund. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cheating's not easy. You probably think it is, but it ain't. I bet you'd suck more at cheating than whatever it was you were trying to do legitimately. — Justin Halpern

Art is not to be found by touring to Egypt, China, or Peru; if you cannot find it at your own door, you will never find it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

What wine goes with Captain Crunch? — George Carlin

Few of us boggle - though we should - at the fact that Louis Armstrong sang and played trumpet with similar panache, or that Leonard Bernstein and Benjamin Britten were equally adept as composers, conductors and pianists. — Terry Teachout

I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to be imprinted with a love of movement. That means that I'd rather be called for jury duty than go to the gym, but I go anyway. — Victoria Moran

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. — Victor Borge

Never expect anything without being prepared to give. — Debasish Mridha

I don't trust photographers. I'm now a relaxed, contented 60 year-old, but look at my pictures and you see a crazy, bug-eyed serial killer. — Richard Ingrams

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. — Judy Gold

Australia's not so bad with me, really, people are pretty cool with me at home, but in England it feels a little bit scary. — Guy Pearce

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I know where the sound came from. But if you had your back to me and I holler and you turn around, you would assume somebody hollered. You want your decoys to represent the sound that you're making. — Jase Robertson

I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away! — Busy Philipps

Because my division watches immortals like your crew. It's in the government's best interest to keep tabs on people who could potentially be assets someday. Which is why I'm here." He turned to Colton again. "I can use my contacts to locate the group holding the Holy Grail, but the American government can't be tied to the recovery effort in any way."

"So what are you sayin'?" Colton held his breath.

"I'm saying who better to steal it back than a band of pirates? — Lisa Kessler

You decide you're going to do horror, then gosh darn it, do horror. Do what's expected. Don't kind of do it. Don't dilly-dally around, because people really enjoy the genre, and they expect certain things. — Roberta Williams