Darrius Simmons Quotes & Sayings

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. — Seth Rogen

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. — Hunter S. Thompson

I would like to bury myself in an Indian village, preferably in a Frontier village. — Mahatma Gandhi

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. — Jenny Eclair

While you are alone you are entirely your own master and if you have one companion you are but half your own, and the less so in proportion to the indiscretion of his behavior. — Leonardo Da Vinci

I'm not wasting my time with any more non-straight-talking candidates. — Jesse Jackson

You think you're a very clever fellow, don't you?" Saldur challenged.
"No, Your Grace," Merrick replied. "Clever is the man who makes a fortune selling dried-up cows, explaining how it saves the farmers the trouble of getting up every morning to milk them. I'm not clever - I'm a genius. — Michael J. Sullivan

They say it's better to bury your sadness in a graveyard or garden that waits for the spring to wake from its sleep and burst into green. — Conor Oberst

Your purpose on earth is to participate in this human experience and to seize the opportunity within each day to reveal the greatest version of yourself. — Steve Maraboli

I am human like everyone else. I am aware that there are people who look up to me. When mistakes are made, they aren't intentional, and I constantly push myself to be a better person. — Vanessa Hudgens

How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot. — Christina Applegate

There's an old saying among scientific guys: "You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane." — Dave Barry