Dark Humor Quotes Quotes & Sayings

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Celaena?" Sam asked into the dark. "Should I worry about going to sleep?"
She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least Sam took her threats somewhat seriously. — Sarah J. Maas

You can't push me away, mio cuore. You can't! — Olga Goa

Kimaria smirked and placed her hands behind her back. "Come now. It doesn't have to come to that. Violence is so beneath us."
"No, it isn't," said Helianthus at once.
"Well . . . it is beneath me," the high queen said and touched a hand to her chest. "Unlike you, I am civilized. I wear shoes and I have a last name." They watched as she eased into a chair. She crossed one leg over the other, folded her arms, and regarded them calmly. "Aren't you the least bit curious as to how I snatched the famed Nineveh Atvaris from our dark past? You can't be that boring. — Ash Gray

A man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything. — E.A. Bucchianeri

How much is real and for how long.. — J. Limbu

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights) — Warren Moore

I had battled my own demons that day, facing down the thing that imprisoned me since the accident-a scar and the diffidence it created inside of me. But it was just a physical blemish, not something that made me who I am. It took a mentally disturbed murderer who gave me a sneak peak at death to show me that. — Pamela Crane

I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man. — A. Giannoccaro

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay. — Olga Goa

Stop smiling as if I've been acquainted with you for ages! — Olga Goa

The idea of one's normality is delusional fact of the reality. — J. Limbu

If you go on touching me, I'll catch fire before your eyes. — Olga Goa

The words of men cannot be trusted, especially men like you! — Olga Goa

Not very tall, not very dark but very...very handsome,' was his way of describing himself. — Anurag Shourie

If your parents left you, it doesn't mean that other people will also do it to you. — Olga Goa

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

...Bryan pumped his fist. "Stakeout! Will I be in plain clothes?" "Wear whatever you want as long as it's dark," Kirsten answered with a smile. "Permission to get snacks for my stakeout, ma'am!" Bryan said loudly as he sprung to attention. — Robin Alexander

I swear I won't touch you even with a finger until you ask me yourself. — Olga Goa

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I'm afraid that if we move on to such topics, I won't be able to let you go safe and sound. — Olga Goa

Alan shrugged. "I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president - " "Co-president," Sputnik corrected. " - is kind of like being declared King of Nerds." "Co-king," Sputnik asserted. — J.M. Richards

It's just like in a Brazilian serial! Destiny has brought us together. — Olga Goa

I need only you, Milano, not your money. — Olga Goa

I cannot believe that you're still a girl. Your kisses don't seem that innocent. They are driving me crazy. — Olga Goa

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

I think the word 'pleasure' is unknown to you. More precisely, its practical meaning. — Olga Goa

If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs. — Aubrea Summer

Forget everything that surrounds you. Think that there's just you and me in this wide world. — Olga Goa

Scusi mia bella*, but it runs in the blood of all Italians to be skillful lovers. So you have to get used to this. — Olga Goa

Don't be shy, dear. I'm too old for you to be embarrassed by me. — Olga Goa

I'm giving pleasure to you. Don't interfere. — Olga Goa

You're very naive and innocent, and don't understand a lot of things yet. — Olga Goa

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you. — Olga Goa

And you haven't got a 'pause' button, have you? You are just uncontrollable! — Olga Goa