Danzy Sweatpants Quotes & Sayings

The first successful salesperson was not a man, it was Eve. — Harvey MacKay

Now, sprawled comfortably in his motel bed, Anson Sharp enjoyed the sleep of the amoral, which is far deeper and more restful than the sleep of the just, the righteous, and the innocent. — Dean Koontz

It ought to make us feel ashamed when we talk like we know what we're talking about when we talk about love. — Raymond Carver

A pacifist male is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described "pacifists" are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger. — Robert A. Heinlein

Though youth be past, and beauty fled,
The constant heart its pledge redeems,
Like box, that guards the flowerless bed
And brighter from the contrast seems. — Sarah Josepha Hale

The best hitting advice I ever got was: Keep your eye clear and hit 'em where they ain't; that's all. — Willie Keeler

Our vegetable garden is coming along well, with radishes and beans up, and we are less worried about revolution that we used to be. — E.B. White

The rain wasn't the usual glittering silver, but dark and dirty, as if nature were a scrubwoman wringing out a filthy mop. — Dean Koontz

Dude." Percy sent his thoughts through the water, the way he spoke to other sea creatures. "A goldfish?"
Frank's voice came back to him: "I freaked. We were talking about goldfish, so it was on my mind. Sue me. — Rick Riordan