Danlambao Quotes & Sayings

Joy lurks in every mundane thing, just waiting to be found. Love is impervious to reason. And words are wonderful. — Anna Lyndsey

Looks like you've got a case of misogynitis. The only cure I can offer you is to surgically remove that thumb up your ass and for you to start treating her like a person. Got it? — Endi Webb

I love you as river loves the ocean. — Debasish Mridha

I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school. — David Bailey

I let Wally go yesterday," Mr. Forney said. "I just want you to know that." "You fired him?" "Of course. Fraternizing with hotel guests is cause for dismissal." "But - " "We have high standards for the hotel, Miss Spooner. That includes employees." "Yeah," I said. "I've seen your high standards up close, Mr. Forney. I think you like rolling in your stinky high standards. Especially when you can kick a couple of guests out of the hotel because they have the wrong last name." He — Judy Blundell