Danisnotonfire Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

When Kate was born, she was born into a world of joy and happiness and confidence. The difference between the children is night and day. She's happy, she's thriving, she's full of self-confidence. I tell her she's beautiful every day before I send her off to school. — Lynn Johnston

I took a Ferrari under the 405 freeway. We took rent-a-cars through the desert. That was fun. — Adam Ferrara

I have no plans to retire. It's the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me. — Hugh Hefner

Beatrix puts a distance between herself and the rest of the world. She's very engaging, but also quite private in nature. I see the same qualities in Captain Phelan."
"Yes," Amelia said. "You're absolutely right, Catherine. Put that way, the match does seem more appropriate."
"I still have reservations," Leo said.
"You always do," Amelia replied. "If you'll recall, you objected to Cam in the beginning, but now you've accepted him."
"That's because the more brothers-in-law I acquire," Leo said, "the better Cam looks by comparison. — Lisa Kleypas

I don't like animals. It's a strange thing, I don't like men and I don't like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me. — Samuel Beckett

and, before the storm came, silently whispered a prayer. — Adam Nicholls

The animals you eat are not those who devour others; you do not eat the carnivorous beasts, you take them as your pattern. You only hunger for the sweet and gentle creatures which harm no one, which follow you, serve you, and are devoured by you as the reward of their service. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Diplomacy is letting someone else have your way. — Lester B. Pearson

Rather, the kingdom already exists in the King himself, and when he ascends, the whole world goes with him (John 12:32).
It is not that someday Jesus will do this, that, and the other thing, and then the Kingdom will come. It is not, for example, that at some future date the dead will rise or that in some distant consummation we will reign with him. Rather, it is that we have already been buried with him in baptism, and that we are already risen with him through faith in the operation of God who raised him from the dead, and that we are now - in this and every moment - enthroned together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus.
But — Robert Farrar Capon

You must trust in your inner being of light, the angel you already are. — Sean Patrick Brennan

John McCain famously has been incredibly loyal to Sarah Palin ever since he picked her as his running mate. — Rachel Maddow

There are a lot of fun vacation spots in the universe; the bug-pits of Aylorta Five are not one of them. — Michael S. Atkinson

The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house. — Art Buchwald

I feel comfortable around every driver out there and each driver is in charge of their own car, but you feel very secure racing the competition out there. — Kurt Busch

Britain must lead in Europe to intensify the fight against global terrorism and make our country safer. — Gordon Brown