Danimal Cannon Quotes & Sayings

In the beginning there was nothing, only time. But since there was no one to count the time, there might as well have been nothing. And then there was an egg. Don't ask how it got there, OK. — Isabel Greenberg

I love people who try to keep the world in control - because the world is inherently not in control. — Ana Gasteyer

They seem to have noticed her for the first time — Jenny Han

How can depression be real if our eyes arent real? — Thomas Szasz

Meditation is the best means of elongating life — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

I may have been buzzed last night, but I remember everything. I can't promise you that I won't want to drive you home, or kiss you like crazy again. Because I will. I do. — C.J. Duggan

As a self-respecting dude, I'd never believed in fairy tales, but in that moment, I did. I'd found my angel to live happily-ever-after with. — Katie Ashley