Dangerfield No Respect Quotes & Sayings

A little black child fighting in her sleep against an opponent she couldn't name come morning because in the light that opponent just looked like the world around her. Intangible evil. Unspeakable unfairness. Beulah ran in her sleep, ran like she'd stolen something, when really she had done nothing other than expect the peace, the clarity, that came with dreaming. Yes, Jo thought, this was where it started, but when, where, did it end? — Yaa Gyasi

I don't get no respect — Rodney Dangerfield

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark ... — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw. — Rodney Dangerfield

Pay off your mortgage before retirement, and that's one less bill you'll have to worry about when you're on a fixed income. — Suze Orman

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel. — Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely. — Rodney Dangerfield

Is there any saint without a sin? — Lailah Gifty Akita

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. — Rodney Dangerfield

Love is the only power that transforms a wounded person into a healed person. There is no such thing as a completely unscathed person. We are either wounded and diminished, or we are healed. — Jake Owensby

With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one. — Rodney Dangerfield

I thought maybe I could just get away from everything. But you can't get away from a thing that's your own fault. — Sarah Zettel

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other. — Rodney Dangerfield

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect ... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house! — Rodney Dangerfield

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise. — Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes. — Rodney Dangerfield

I get no respect ... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother — Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. — Rodney Dangerfield

It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car. — Rodney Dangerfield

PowerPoint is the Rodney Dangerfield of software. It gets no respect. — Ken Goldberg

I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect, no respect at all! — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it. — Rodney Dangerfield